Every now and then I have seen other bloggers mention occasions where people have misquoted the Bible, often by attributing something to the Bible that was actually said somewhere else. One of the more famous examples is “God helps those who help themselves.” The beauty of that quote is that it is pretty much the opposite of what the Bible says. Paul, in particular, is pretty clear that God helped all of us because we couldn’t help ourselves.

The other day I came across a new example on a discussion group. The debate was over the government and whether or not it should have programs that assist the poor. One person chimed in to quote Jesus, who said “Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.” Of course, Jesus never said this. It is a Chinese proverb.

I seem to remember Jesus giving 5,000 people fish, but I don’t remember him teaching them to fish. Perhaps that part of the sermon was not preserved.