Ahoy, mates! For those o’ ye who have not heard, today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. So don’t be a bilge rat! Grab some grog from th’ bung hole and dance a hornpipe. If ye di’na wish t’ be keel hauled — and I warrent ye di’na — start droppin’ a few salty phrases into yer chatter.

Arrrrrr you ready, kids?