The class I am teaching this semester is a one semester introduction to the Bible. I have always found it hard to teach the Bible in one year, but cramming it into one semester is just nuts. In order to get everything in, I have to teach the patriarchs in just one session. That session happened to be today. Ordinarily I would have 65 minutes per class. But today is Martin Luther King, Jr., Day, so all of our classes have been shortened to 50 minutes. Poor Isaac only got mentioned in one PowerPoint slide!

Just when I thought my treatment of the patriarchs couldn’t get any more compressed than it already was . . .

On the other hand, I did coin the adjective “birthrightalicious” to refer to the soup Jacob gave to Esau for his birthright, so the day is not a total loss.